Julia Roberts raised red carpet eyebrows at the Globes.
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To Gawker, she's "the chicest hostess this Red Lobster has ever employed."
To Cosmo, she looks like she's "going to a business meeting circa 2002."
To Net-a-Porter, Julia Roberts nailed her black-and-white "menswear meets monochrome" look from Dolce & Gabbana.
To us, it's a confusing red carpet clash of Sharon Stone button down and standard-issue strapless column.
Roberts, for the record, seems smitten by the curious office carpet-meets-red carpet ensemble. She nixed four or five others in favor it.
"This just seemed like, that's what I'm looking for," she told Ryan Seacrest.
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